“But it’s free!”

I’ve made a post in the past detailing how to take advantage of cultural happenings in San Francisco on a student budget (which you can read HERE) and now I’m going to try to do the same for New York City. I’ve been here for almost a year now and I don’t think I will ever get over how expensive and out of control some of the prices are here (this may be due in part to the fact that I’m on the hunt for housing right now and I just want to weep while scrolling through Craigslist; must avoid places like these listings). Almost everything here, from produce to housing, is a lot more expensive than I’m used to and as a result, I’m always on the hunt to save a few bucks here and there. New York’s crazy prices shouldn’t deter you from enjoying the multitude of events and activities the city has to offer, I tell myself. Personally, it’s pretty pricey living here, all the way across the country, away from my family, friends, cheap produce, cheap Mexican food, In-n-Out, and so on. I force myself to go out and really enjoy the city because not everyone can say they live in New York City, right? So I will now present a taste of some of the FREE (or super cheap) activities I’ve partaken in this summer so far.

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5 Things From ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ That Made Me Laugh

Last night, I was fortunate enough to score passes to a free screening of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ in IMAX! Nothing makes me happier than saving $16 and seeing a heavily anticipated movie for FREE. I don’t think I’m the right person to accurately review this film because I’m not a huge comic person, nor am I a die hard Batman fan. Alas, I will try and do it my own way.

We all know that Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy is much grittier, realistic, and serious than the Batman movies of the past, which were more camp and at times, so bad they were hilarious and Nolan’s style isn’t for everyone. There are people out there who wish these films didn’t take themselves so seriously. Thankfully, much like its predecessor, ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ does provide a few moments of comedy — maybe not intentionally. If you were around the Internet in the summer of 2008 when TDK came out and were aware of the numerous memes and gifs that popped up as a result of the Bale drama and sheer greatness of the movie, this post is for you.

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m not kidding!



5. That moment when Talia/Miranda suddenly stops talking and closes her eyes and DIES. I love Marion Cotillard and think she’s a great actress, but that was so Drama 101. You know when you’re a little kid and you and your friends play cops and robbers or some other version of an imaginary game in which you get killed? And you and/or your friends always suddenly stop moving/talking to close your eyes and dramatically die? It was exactly like that.

4. The extras in the football field scene doing too much. I’m sure getting to be an extra in TDKR is very, very exciting. And to top it off by being in a crucial scene with Tom Hardy’s Bane describing his plan for Gotham? Terribly exciting. However, I couldn’t help but notice a few extras who were lucky enough to be the focus of their own shots and display “fear” and “confusion.” I’m not going to criticize any of their acting abilities because  it’s not like they’re paid millions to be in this film and most are probably die hard fans who are just happy to take part, but I will admit it was a bit distracting. Some of the expressions I saw made it hard for me to take the scene seriously because I couldn’t help but laugh.

3. Quinn from Dexter playing Quinn from Dexter. During one crucial moment of the film, JGL’s character, Blake attempts to save a school bus filled with orphan boys by negotiating with the cops blocking a bridge leading out of the city. The cop refuses to let any of them cross for fear of the bomb going off. Blake tries to explain that the “orders have changed” and that they had to let people escape. To be honest, I was having trouble paying attention to this scene because “HOLY CRAP THAT’S THE GUY FROM DEXTER!” Quinn has never been one of my favorite characters from the show, and it was hilarious to see him in this film because he was essentially the same character: stubborn, dim-witted, and unwilling to listen. I’m sure surprise!motherfucker Doakes would’ve let them cross.

2. That scene where Alfred explains he burnt Rachel’s letter and Bruce Wayne looks like Kermit (Bale). I don’t even know why this moment made me laugh so hard. I think it was a combination of me looking for things to laugh at and Christian Bale’s expressions. The dialogue was kind of overdramatic (“How dare you….” will always make laugh now) and Bale’s face was looked a lot like Kermit’s for a few minutes. I look forward to the gifs of this scene.

1. “Bururlkjkdfjkgjk” “Thsekljlkmkvejek” or how I could not understand a word Bane said. A few months ago, WB released a scene and the first look at Tom Hardy’s Bane to a few fans. One of the main complaints was how difficult it was to understand Bane because of the mask. As a result, WB and Nolan issued a statement saying they were going to fix Bane’s voice and make it more intelligible. I do think they did make an effort to make his voice clearer, but there were chunks of the movie where I sat their going, “What?! What is he saying?” I’m not sure who is to blame for this, perhaps sound mixing, but I do hope nobody at WB seriously thought Bane’s dialogue was understandable. Sometimes it was a bit high pitched, which worked because I could actually understandable, and sometimes it sounded like rocks rolling in a bag. And couple that voice with Batman’s notorious growl, you get scenes that resembled this:

Overall, I really enjoyed TDKR and I think most people will too. I’ve read a few reviews where people have expressed disappointment and I think that’s to be expected. The Batman franchise is so beloved that there will always be people who won’t be pleased, and TDK was such a huge film, both in terms of hype and profit, that it is difficult to top. I think Nolan did a great job of ending his trilogy and providing plenty of nods to the fans. ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ is definitely the movie event of the summer.

Review: Contagion

Kate Winslet. Gwyneth Paltrow. Laurence Fishburne. Matt Damon. Marion Cotillard. Jude Law. These are a few of the famous faces in Contagion, a film by Steven Soderbergh. The film details the spread of an unknown virus and the resulting events. Before the screening my friends and I attended, we wondered why this film was being release in September, usually a month reserved for lackluster films. Afterwards, I realized why this movie was opening in the beginning of September and not in November/December.

Unfortunately, with all that A-list talent, the film fails to effectively use its impressive cast. Each star has an important role in the story. Winslet is a pandemic specialist sent to Minnesota by the Center of Disease Control to figure out why and how the disease is spreading in the state. Paltrow is the first known victim and Damon is her husband who happens to be immune. Fisburne is impressive as the head (?) of the CDC. Cotillard plays a worker from the World Health Organization who travels to Hong Kong to figure out how the pandemic began. Law plays a radical blogger who preachers the usage of a homeopathic solution. One of the more frustrating things about this movie was the fact that there was TOO much going on. It was incredibly jumpy, using “Day 1/2/3” labels in a sort of documentary style to creative a narrative. There was almost no interaction amongst the listed actors, and the film would cut to the various locations where the characters were located and as a result, the films jumps from story to story. Most of these stories are never fully resolved and annoyingly, left open to “interpretation.”

I don’t usually mind open ended stories because they can make the audience think and generate discussion, but in the case of Contagion the films jumps into a lot of stories, but doesn’t do anything with them. It’s as though the filmmakers thought it would be a great idea to introduce a certain plot element to make the movie exciting or interesting, but didn’t know how it would fit within the context of a film about disease. For example, someone is kidnapped and forced to stay there into a village is healed. Okay, cool, but what happens then? How does this character react? Does this change her in anyway? Rather than exploring the various issues that result from a pandemic – fear, rioting, anger, death- the film presents these situations in a almost superficial way, in that it fails to dig deeper. Out of fear of contracting the disease, people stop working and begin looting, which the film seems to say is in our human nature, that it’s inevitable that we will resort to a “survival of the fittest”/”all for one” mentality when we are in danger. Although that may be true (I wouldn’t be surprised if this happened), the film doesn’t explain what the consequences of this is. So people start looting…great, then what? How is this resolved? What does the country do to recover from the chaos created by the desperate citizen, by the blogger, by CDC?

I was incredibly underwhelmed by this film. I had foolishly thought that film with so many great actors had to be good, but it seems like all of them needed a little extra money or wanted to hang out together on set. The film offers nothing but a sad attempt at trying to find out what happens when a small series of events affect an almost too interconnected world. You’d probably be better off watching a Dateline or History Channel special on the actual pandemics that have happened in the past, I know I definitely was thinking that throughout this movie.

Bottom line: Wait till this movie is on DVD, more specifically wait until this movie is offered at Redbox where you can rent it for a $1. Or better yet, when it’s playing on the plane. It’s not terrible, but it doesn’t do anything for the viewer. Also, Jude Law’s fake snaggle tooth was incredibly distracting.